The Swine Flu Savior

If you think sneezing into your hands is a good idea, you better watch your back.  Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius will bust a cap in your ass if you don’t direct that sneeze into your arm instead.  She was on our show a couple weeks ago, and was telling America how they need to get an H1N1 flu shot.  “Get the shot….or die!” she threatened.  I’m totally kidding. 

If only my Stepmom had watched the show, then maybe she wouldn’t have gotten the Swine Flu.  Instead, she took every opportunity that she could get to sneeze into her hands and was sick for a week.  But she’s crazy like that.


2 responses to “The Swine Flu Savior

  1. you know, there’s just nothing like sneezing into your hands. 🙂

  2. how about “swine flu survivor”?

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